Grandpa was so glad when he married Grandma, RIP, because no man is complete without a wife.
Cousin: And after marriage, he's finished.
Me :*considers bopping him with whiskey bottle*
Me: And before marriage, he was Swedish?
Cousin: *grin* Sweedish. Oy.
Went to a memorial for grandma and met a new relative!
*tastes* eh, not worth the calories.
But better than Johnny Walker Red Label, so that's good I guess?
Went to my grandmother's memorial, and couldn't find the belt for my nice dress. That dress which didn't quite fit me last year but fits a little better this year - because I don't mind my round little tummy sticking out.
So my daughter offered to lend me her belt. And it fit!
My 14 year old daughter's belt actually fit!